What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:10
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Banking data reveals early warning signs of cognitive decline in older adults - Medical Xpress
Thumbs down again.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!